The New Bartender

The new bartender with the raven hair, unfortunate make-up, and heavenly large backside can cradle six beer bottles in the crook of one arm and pop the tops in machine gun fashion with the other. It is a fine show and makes you want to order six beers just to see it again.

You don't fawn over her as the other patrons do. But you appreciate her and reflect it in her tip. She doesn't give a good pour like your regular bartender but that's o.k. She just doesn't know you yet.

Still, you'd like a long pour. But that's o.k.